Please calls only - no text, we don't get them and can't respond to them.
Now here's the part I don't like, however, unfortunately it seems necessary. Sorry if this sounds harsh.
CASH only, no checks, no PayPal, no "hold it till payday", no payments, no "I'll sell it for you", no low-balling, no shipping, no "I'll pick it up later".
Simply put folks just no B.S. We are reasonable people and you are welcome to make an offer but please don't insult us.
If you are reading this it is still available, I will delete this ad when sold.
Remember the first one to lay cash in my hand takes it home today.